Mickey mouse shower head. It haunts me.
*Micky voice*
Nice cock you got there, ha, ha!
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hey my co-top and I saw you from across the bar and we’d love to take you home and vampirize you
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need the mutuals to know that when you guys reblog posts from me I go ‘teeheeheehee they love me <33’
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The girls are exeeerrrcising
don’t hide your tags bestie this is so cute
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Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”
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its called peace and happiness and kindness and joy and simple fun. Its called a Good time
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